Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Asking Permission if its a Relationship

When a couple is dating, should they ask permission to go out and permission to sleep over and permission to ask permission...WTF????

Why is it that couples (NOT MARRIED) are doing this. I feel like I must report back on EVERYTHING i do and in return I get asked "Can i do this"...

Next time he asks Im gonna say: "Yes you may go howver I wish to know (1where you (2) Priod of time that you will be there (3) Name and tel no of restaurant or whatever (4) Which seat you'll be on and lastly How much do you plan to spend on her!"
We are young and should enjoy our lives and not live it reporting back to or watching a loved ones life and critting and asking too many questions...apparently we leave that to the BIG M word....marriage!

Eager Beaver

So like, Yes, I know, I don't wanna turn 25, but I can't wait for my 26th birthday...because...Its gonna be on full moon.
I always loved a full moon, took many pictures of it, damn, I'm even convinced that females are MOST horniest around full moon.

The wikipedia explanation : Full moon is a lunar phase that occurs when the Moon is on the opposite side of the Earth from the Sun, and when the three celestial bodies are aligned as close as possible to straight line. At this time, as seen by viewers on Earth, the hemisphere of the Moon that is facing the Earth (the near side) is fully illuminated by the Sun and appears round. Only during a full moon is the opposite hemisphere of the Moon, which is not visible from Earth (the far side), completely unilluminated.

I am SO planning a party for this occasion from now on already!!! and yes, IF I do remember that I invited you in this blog post then come...and act invited!


Saturday, February 10, 2007

Things you should have learned by now

  • If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out
  • Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often
  • Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a workshop makes you a motorcycle
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
  • If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
  • My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
  • Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
  • It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
  • A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good
  • Eat well, stay fit, die anyway
  • No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
  • They say middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
  • Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
  • Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it
  • There is always one more imbecile than you counted on
  • Experience is a wonderful thing - It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
  • It ain't the jeans that make your butt look big

Friday, February 09, 2007

Support Local Bands

I think I have become a local band addict...

It's not like I chose to mainly listen to local bands but rather that seeing them live, listening to after having bought their CDs just made me realise that they are SO damn good and I wanna listen to them and as a result, now addicted...

A few of my favourites (and in no particular order) include: Sons of Selassie , The Rudimentals, Teba, Godessa, Hog Hoggidy Hog, Henry Ate, Springbok Nude Girls, 340 ml and many more...

Be sure to check them out at least once (else you'll miss the opportunity i.e. Boo! gone and forgotten) - support the brothers and sisters - be proud to be South African - be proud to say that "I am addicted to SA music"